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April 29, 2006
all these revolutionaries will only break your heart
I stumbled across some Battlestar Galactica-themed Boondocks fanfic this morning, which is a fine way to start any lazy Saturday. The story is much more interesting in theory/title than in execution, but strangely warming nonetheless. This particular except concerns the game of pyramid:
"I'm coming for yo' ass, Starbuck!" Riley hollered. "Tellin' me I ain't big enough to play your jacked-up fake basketball game.""Kid, I am going to beat the living crap out of you on the court this week, if the toasters don't frak you up first," Starbuck hollered back. "Get your trash-talking ass home before curfew."
"I don't have to listen to you! You ain't my mom!" Riley said.
"I can kick your ass, though," Starbuck answered. "So you wanna play, we will play, Riley Escobar."
"You'd beat up a little kid? That ain't right, Starbuck! You hear this crazy ho? She's sayin' she's coming for my ass!" Riley protested as I sighed and started walking away. "N*gga, I'm eight!"
Posted by ebogjonson in afrofuturism, screened, on April 29, 2006 12:53 PM
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