So, like, what's up with that cadet's ass? They are bumping chests and all but dude seems to be trying to simultaneously shy away from any possible groinal-on-groinal contact with the POTUS. Does dude have a hard on or something? I myself used to get erections at unlikely, stressful times when I was a younger man, and I can see that poor kid getting up there with the Preznit, with the cameras are flashing and the chests bumping and the world watching and - AW FUCK! So yeah. I can totally see dude wanting to keep that thing away from the POTUS. Out of respect, is what I'm saying.

Or maybe POTUS is the one with the woody? It's already been established that part of Bush's impersonation of a Commander-in-Chief requires deliberate, unnatural male enhancement on his part, so maybe Bush puts on the codpiece now whenever he plans to be around the military.

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(Does anyone know if Scott McClellan's book mentions anything about the codpiece flight suit? ) It's quite possible that that poor cadet is actually retreating from POTUS in pain - YOWCH! - this after having been slammed in his goodies by the codpiece. Sad, really.